Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Run for the hills
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
In the mood
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
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bryanbntz 0
Soooo, why are you with him?
Emd0406 4
Break his hand.
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Comments (307)
rileypena1985 2
Sounds like u have sumthing wrong wit ur pussy..
abyskater 0
Jerky off should turn u on
missmarie09 2
Same thing happens to me all the damn time. He says because it's punishment for being a bitch, but even when I'm as nice as I can possibly be I still don't get any. I NEVER tell him no, but I get denied all the time. It's like we're the opposite of a normal relationship because he's the one who's always saying I'm tired or have a headache or don't feel like it. I've taken to denying him when he does want it. And when he asks why I either say because he's been an ass lately or simply " how's it feel?" still haven't gotten anymore doing this , bur at least it's not a one way denial anymore.
OlaDomination 0
Aweh! That's sad! :(
vamp_bunny247 2
Same thing has happened to me a couple times!
fishielover1124 12
That sucks :( I would hate that...Luckily that hasn't happened to me yet. Sorry about that, OP
DarkAislinn 4
My husband used to be like that before we started having sex on a regular basis when we were dating/living together.
ZombieKitteh 8
This is what happens when ugly people date other ugly people (despite zero physical attraction) just so they can say they have a boyfriend/girlfriend which validates their existence. Not that I'm doing any better lol I've been single for a long time, but I'm not gonna get with a girl who isn't totally awesome and hot just because it's the healthy normal thing to do and to make myself feel/look less like a loser. those are the wrong reasons. Tell me I'm wrong.
mymiles 13
I think you might need some training my friend. Or a new man.
Ultimativefail 11
I'm in the same situation. And I don't know why...