Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
hannieannie
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
SickofhisBs
🌶️ Spicy
Run for the hills
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Top comments
bryanbntz 0
Soooo, why are you with him?
Emd0406 4
Break his hand.
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Comments (307)
chevy44448888 1
Well obi he's not thinking about you when he's jacking off then
centaurel 6
Does he usually do all the work? Honestly if you just lay there then I don't blame him.
nousernamesworks 12
Tie him up and rape him. That's what I would do!
bigjohn106 5
Treadmill much?
Burningwings 0
my ex did that to but he jacked off infront of me
rillastyle 1
Op your being punished. This is a harsh reaction to somthing he thinks you have done(or not done). It's not that he'd rather go solo "It's a up yours, how do you like this!."
contedefees 11
That is a twisted relationship if someone feels the need to "punish" their gf/bf.
dean88 0
maybe he just doesn't always be the one to initiate sex
A_dreamer_22 3
r u that bad in bed or is he just an ass who u shud dump
kemando 22
Then offer a BJ, those can sometimes be better than sex, and are always better than jerkin.
wuciwug 16
sex and masturbation are different. Sometimes you're to selfish to have sex (you feel you have to satisfy your partner) so you ********** instead. Either join in (********** yourself) or jump on, I doubt they'd say no!