Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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margokle 1
Is your "boyfriend" a cat?
SandraGee 7
I guess he was trying to play tug-o-war with your ******.
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Damnedlover1 0
hey guys.. who said she didn't take a nap?.. and who cares about the tampon while she's sleeping, you would think since she's "asleep" I thinl she feels comfortable that way and for her boyfriend to be over and comfortable that way then I'm prerty sure she's old enough to understand the risk so STFU
CessOMG 3
Lmfaoooooo. my god, that's sick.
merrielp 13
Was it IN you????
jellycorn 13
You're not supposed to wear these to bed.. It increases your risk of toxic shock syndrome
WillxClassic 1
Classic
ILoveZombieBoys 13
Yeah that's disgusting
SexySlytherin 13
Why were you sleeping with a tampon in, anyways? Isn't that dangerous, what with all the talk of toxic shock syndrome?
autumn1937 6
That is so nasty. I recommend an immediate break up. Something wrong with that boy
Meggston 17
I hit that you deserve it. 1. Because it's funny. 2. You shouldn't sleep with tampons in. It can literally kill you. 3. I missed the I agree button.
DerSuldam 25
How can it literally kill a woman?
whatthefhumanity 7
To all the idiots saying you can't sleep with a tampon in - Some girls don't have a damn choice. It's either sleep with a tampon in, or wake up with sweat rash from having a pad in all night, a ruined pair of pants because you've leaked everywhere and bedsheets that look like someone has been massacred. Would you want to do a full set of bedlinen laundry every single day for the duration of your period? I don't think so.