Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Top comments
margokle 1
Is your "boyfriend" a cat?
SandraGee 7
I guess he was trying to play tug-o-war with your ******.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (258)
jen1097 25
You shouldn't be sleeping with a tampon in.. Not only is it unhygienic, it heightens your risk of toxic shock syndrome.
cmo333 10
Uh was the tampon like in you?
themanyuniverses 3
Can't you get an infection from sleeping with a tampon in?
HolyFuckcicles 6
He's a keeper XD
analise1998 25
you're not supposed to sleep with a tampon overnight anyway