By Uwrongfodat - United States - Denton
Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML
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  Damian95  |  16

Actually I can't tell you how many times someone has put on here
"He was being sarcastic." Or "it was a joke." Or "he wasn't serious."
No, a lot of people on here cannot, in fact, pick up on things.

  perdix  |  29

Looks like the asshats are out in force today!

#31, it's "rite of passage." At least one person read it, right? (Or is that also "rite?" JK, "right" is right.)

  maosquare  |  18

Also, 85, it should be mating, not matting. Unless you meant that the process includes people intertwining into a complicated embroidery (which very much sounds like a complex orgy). Now that takes mating to a new level.

/Enters sophisticated and intelligent anthropological and filmic argument about the ability of of documentary to successfully capture truth on screen./

  wlddog  |  14

Sorry about that 89. I need you people to edit my books. You are all catching all kinds of stuff. Shoot, I just try to use words to paint a picture.

By  buddy51  |  23

OP- Better story if the asshat was naked but still, bad luck for you, the audience, and everyone but Mr Asshat, the naked diploma snatcher.... Even worse if all your college efforts go to him!!!

  HaneenDixon  |  16

I'd imagine very awkward looks. People bewildered, trying to process what the hell just happened, including OP. I know I would be.
Also, praying for that guy to trip or step on a lego.