By longsock123 - 30/04/2013 15:09 - United States - Milpitas
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I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.
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Did they play good cop/bad cop?
I like mayonnaise so much I could eat from the jar, I don't know what everyone at the malls problem was. Although I guess that could be strange..
I can't think of anything more kinky than eating mayonnaise from a jar... With a spoon, nonetheless!
58 - I'm gonna shove you into a back room and then grill you about a jar...... Still kinky?
Why wouldn't you just get up and walk away. They can't legally detain you. Or can they???
#110 they can bring you in to ask you questions but they can't charge you as long as it is just pudding
110 No they can't. Mall cops are pretty much the equivalent of walmart floor walkers. They can't legally do anything to you especially anything that involves detaining or touching. Op should have just ended the joke and left the mall when they approached. I bet they were as surprised as op was in this situation and didn't expect op to comply. That's how it is in my city anyways. Mall security always threatens the wild teens at the mall and the teens just laugh and walk away and that ends the situation.
Mall cops can detain you with reasonable suspicion. Mall security guards can detain you if you're committing a crime in front of them. Just like any other citizen. See the difference? On is a sworn officer moonlighting or working for an incorporated mall, the other is just a dude in a uniform put there as a visible deterrent.
I see what you mean, but unless a mall cop is an off duty cop (or equivalent) I don't think they can legally physically stop anyone who walks away when they attempt to detain them. Especially for their food choices, no matter how weird. Op could have just left when mall after being approached instead of sitting through an interrogation.
I see nothing wrong with that. People should be allowed to eat in public.
No. See something, say something. I once reported a guy for eating a shawarma in the mall. Hes now on the no-fly list. The entire food court is also under FBI surveillance. Just doing my part, you're welcome everyone.
"We're going to need EOD to dispose of the explosive contents in that jar"
This is definitely not a during situation. This is more of a "**** off. It was a joke." situation.
90- "he didn't nothing wrong." Go back and try again.
@126, you're blaming autocorrect for that one? Come on, man. It's bad enough when people try to blame autocorrect for their own spelling errors, but you can't really expect "damn you autocorrect" to work as an excuse for a whole comment.
126 - That's not Auto-Correct's fault bud.
Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.
Right on! Notice how everyone stands idly by as our freedoms in the USA are slowly taken away one by one in the name of "safety." Our fears are consuming us.
Woah 121, take a deep breath...
I know right? Overreacting much?
Years ago when I worked at mickey ds we would give a free sundae to new employees on their first day, they chose which flavor, and they were treated to caramel, strawberry, or fudge covered mayo.
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Show it anywayThis isn't Pickyholics Anonymous. But Hi Nilorak!
Hello! :)
No, this is Patrick
No, this is Patrick… literally
#89, what?
Maybe he meant This is -> "Patrick" literarily?
Pleo, what if it IS Pickyholics Anonymous?? Hi everyone, I do like yogourt but I'm allergic to it so I can't eat it. By the way, I was the one who reported OP. I was very worried about having a severe reaction and possibly dying from the yogourt, which disturbed my peace of mind, so I still think it was valid. Sorry OP. I really like these PA meetings, I feel much better now.
So if anyone's eating yogurt nearby you're going to be a jerk and try to get them in trouble? Just move. You're fully capable. It's not like they were going to force-feed you yogurt. Yogurt is everywhere.
*woosh*
That's the sound of the FML going over #168's head.
Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!
That was a cheesy joke
I can't quite ketchup to all these puns, but I'll try.
Muffinkitty, Let-tuce get back to the burger puns.
Cabbage jokes? Man, you'll need to be one step a-head of everyone else
I agree woth 82 and i patty you all on the back.
I'm surprised we were able to mustard up all of these puns.
O-nion(e) of us will remember this tomorrow. Maybe its sesa-me, but these buns were amazing.
Man-theys keep coming with the puns.
good job guys, I like my puns well done!
All these puns! I'm fry-ed just reading them!
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Show it anywaySomeone's jimmies are tousled.
You're bound to get in trouble if you play pranks in public, besides that pretty good joke, I approve.
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Show it anywayPeople do what they want let em.
Hehe I have done that before op.... But I actually made someone throw up:( it wasn't pleasant.
Someone vomited because they looked at you eating?
I stopped because I felt bad.... And slowly ran away hahaha!
They puked because they thought I was eating plain mayo!
Yeah it was funny after I took off... But I thought maybe I should stop prancing people.... It's kinda mean!
Sounds good ill call ya ;)
Friends on FML? What are you trying to do, break the Internet?
46, would you say you jogged away? Or did you take very small strides while running, or large steps walking? I really, REALLY need to know.
If you really must know I backed away taking a few large step then jogged out of sight lol
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Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.
Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!