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FML - The follow-up
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I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.
By longsock123 / Tuesday 30 April 2013 15:09 / United States - Milpitas
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  muffinkitty  |  15

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  wlddog  |  14

Yes 93 That can still be pretty kinky. It just depends on which department store back room the super model mall-cops hold you in. Victoria Secret would be my first choice. That way they can make you serve "hard time" and have plenty of wardrobe chances available to them.

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110 No they can't. Mall cops are pretty much the equivalent of walmart floor walkers. They can't legally do anything to you especially anything that involves detaining or touching. Op should have just ended the joke and left the mall when they approached. I bet they were as surprised as op was in this situation and didn't expect op to comply. That's how it is in my city anyways. Mall security always threatens the wild teens at the mall and the teens just laugh and walk away and that ends the situation.

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  Zebediabolical  |  36

Mall cops can detain you with reasonable suspicion. Mall security guards can detain you if you're committing a crime in front of them. Just like any other citizen. See the difference? On is a sworn officer moonlighting or working for an incorporated mall, the other is just a dude in a uniform put there as a visible deterrent.

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I see what you mean, but unless a mall cop is an off duty cop (or equivalent) I don't think they can legally physically stop anyone who walks away when they attempt to detain them. Especially for their food choices, no matter how weird. Op could have just left when mall after being approached instead of sitting through an interrogation.

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  TomPusslicker  |  20

No. See something, say something. I once reported a guy for eating a shawarma in the mall. Hes now on the no-fly list. The entire food court is also under FBI surveillance. Just doing my part, you're welcome everyone.

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@126, you're blaming autocorrect for that one? Come on, man. It's bad enough when people try to blame autocorrect for their own spelling errors, but you can't really expect "damn you autocorrect" to work as an excuse for a whole comment.

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  imyy  |  20

Right on! Notice how everyone stands idly by as our freedoms in the USA are slowly taken away one by one in the name of "safety." Our fears are consuming us.

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  wvcheesehead1  |  9

Years ago when I worked at mickey ds we would give a free sundae to new employees on their first day, they chose which flavor, and they were treated to caramel, strawberry, or fudge covered mayo.

By  Nilorak  |  24

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  VeganVampyre  |  26

Pleo, what if it IS Pickyholics Anonymous?? Hi everyone, I do like yogourt but I'm allergic to it so I can't eat it. By the way, I was the one who reported OP. I was very worried about having a severe reaction and possibly dying from the yogourt, which disturbed my peace of mind, so I still think it was valid. Sorry OP. I really like these PA meetings, I feel much better now.

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  clovercrisis  |  9

So if anyone's eating yogurt nearby you're going to be a jerk and try to get them in trouble? Just move. You're fully capable. It's not like they were going to force-feed you yogurt. Yogurt is everywhere.

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  muffinkitty  |  15

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By  peacelovecoffee  |  20

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  NagainaFier  |  16

But... It's mayonnaise. Well, yogurt pretending to be mayonnaise. It's not like OP was dragging around something inappropriate. Why the ruffled jimmies over delicious, delicious yogurt? D:

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  NagainaFier  |  16

OP probably does, but given the choice between pretend-mayonnaise-in-a-jar and whatever OP was ACTUALLY suppose to be doing... well, I'd be making a trip to the mall too!

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  EVnIAS  |  13

haha that's awesome! I think I would have been laughing my ass off. as mean as it sounds I would not have been able to control my self if I was there when it happened.

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