grizzlybear
Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CALIdime_15
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
anon.
United States
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Munkeh
Birmingham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Faithful
Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
Anonymous
Oakville, Canada
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
here's a giant baby
🌶️ Spicy
Confusing
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Top comments
Hillaryy789 9
You deserve it for not having a penis.
chickunkey 0
Your boyfriend wants to have a sword fight.
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Comments (173)
sockmunky 3
i'd worry about him being gay...
azzyistired 0
you`re prolly saying it outta context u jerk
stefiemenendez 0
so he's gay
theonlysweetpea 10
#152 FTW
nicholedestiny17 0
I would take that as a sign.
BbqKirbyAnn 0
go buy one and see how much better it gets
bieberfever206 0
Im sorry... But hes gay. I think he wants oral..
TheAspieDork 27
Easy, buy a strap-on or a double headed *****
iam2fat4u 15
Gay smh
Dubblosephen 2
Get a strap-on, use it on him, then tell him he should have been more clear.