grizzlybear
Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
CALIdime_15
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
anon.
United States
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Munkeh
Birmingham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Faithful
Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
Anonymous
Oakville, Canada
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
here's a giant baby
🌶️ Spicy
Confusing
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Top comments
Hillaryy789 9
You deserve it for not having a penis.
chickunkey 0
Your boyfriend wants to have a sword fight.
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Comments (173)
kidincalifornia 0
I think he just saw the hangover 2
DisappearingRose 18
Get a penis.
Thakidkeeykey 0
oh man. life's ruff lol. what does that tell you :/. smh.
MexicanTexasQtt 9
Can You Say Gayy. . . . ;D
nastynate1376 0
That's gay...
joshnu 0
your boyfriend is a flamer!
remain 3
sucks to be you...
maphineRAWRS 10
not going to lie, I read this over and over, saying you made a mistake, that girls don't have penises.. then I realized it's not a mistake at all.. hahaha
jessamy_brit 5
maybe it's like when people say "grow a pair" and he said it in a confusing way!
TheDrummingResul 0
Haha well you should get one.