Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Vegas, my ass
Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Too little, too late
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Wrap it
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Clapped
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Let's give this douchebag a round of applause! *CLAP* Hope he is a goner-hea.
WrongRomance 11
Sounds like you're headed for a break up and a check up.
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Comments (54)
ocramavaf 15
some people dont like to hear about past relationships of their significant others for many reasons including this although he should have been more careful about. getting himself tested.
Manicpanic13 9
Man-***** and some b*tch friends!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Dump him and get yourself checked. And call everyone of those "friends" and inform them then delete their numbers. You need a whole new set of friends. Personally I would move from the area and inform those "not on the list" to never give my number or contact information to the "listed friends."
nertnie 15
Why are you having unprotected sex? If you shag it, you MUST bag it!
SettingSun89 5
I hope you have a really small group of friends
lashes_to_ashes 14
It sucks but, uh, you should've checked his sexual history with him before you got together.
DanielleinDC 34
Shouldn't he be your ex-boyfriend now?
tlvv 12
How did you not know who your friends had dated?
daniellenb22 4
ppl only do what u allow them to stop being a dumbass an get tested
HyperSquirrel 8
What goes around comes around?.. that phrase shouldn't apply here, but somehow..