Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Let's give this douchebag a round of applause! *CLAP* Hope he is a goner-hea.
WrongRomance 11
Sounds like you're headed for a break up and a check up.
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Comments (54)
S182 15
So... Is there a form you usually have someone fill out where they give you the name and contact info for everyone they ******? Even if you know who that person had sex with... Shit, even if the person is a virgin... He/she could still give you an STD. Wrap that shit up regardless.
Major_General 10
Found the town bicycle, right?
80sgurl 15
After that, I would've ended that relationship.
StayClassyLassy 6
What about Op's friends? If he's a douchebag, her friends are *****.
nickehhh 3
you must be great friends if you didn't know that more than one of your friends slept with this guy...
your_wife_sucks 3
sucks to have hot friends
dr_snow_bear 29
And you didn't know this. Yea right. YDI
pheebs314 17
65- I don't have a form, but I have talked to all of my partners before having sex with them about who they've had sex with. It's good sexual health, like using protection.
noelasis94 18
Tough crowd you're with
ShadowedHuman 5
He just needed to have sex with you to get bingo.