Health: Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked...

By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 279

You deserved it 5 454

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Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2020 20:02

Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 89

You deserved it 1 750

By anonymous - 04/07/2012 14:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 196

You deserved it 34 826

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 5 March 2013 22:57

Let's give this douchebag a round of applause! *CLAP* Hope he is a goner-hea.

WrongRomance 11

Tuesday 5 March 2013 22:57

Sounds like you're headed for a break up and a check up.

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:06

It says you asked him who he ****** (let's not use this "was with" bullshit) BEFORE he was with you. Did you ask him who he's ****** since he's been with you?

TeamKelly 10

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:12

All sugarcoating has been removed with that comment.

pheebs314 17

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:26

They probably should've had that chat before they had sex... Don't forget, you aren't just sleeping with that person, but with everyone they've ever slept with o.O

SilverInGray 25

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:13

30, I don't think you can be statistically gay and straight. I think it's more about preferences than who you actually had sex with.

pheebs314 17

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:15

I should've clarified that that was the line they used in my not-quite abstinence only sex ed class to discourage kids for having sex. I thought it was a more common tag line though. Sorry, guys.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:16

@39, you do realize #31 is talking about STD transmission, right?

perdix 29

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:28

Hey, what's everyone talking about? No one's answering my ******* question! That is, my question about *******.

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:44

It would have been the prudent question, and I'll bet OP is itching to know now.

lilhellian 26

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:12

There's more than one STD's.. and STD isn't the disease it's the category..

HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:12

STD's are like Pokemon cards, you can collect and trade with your friends!

1994bitches 12

Wednesday 6 March 2013 4:35

Gotta catch them all.

r8_fml 6

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:13

At least hes honest :)

marcranger 28

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:19

Even if he's not a cheater, he's still a cheap ****. I hope the STDs are as easy to get rid of as he is, OP.

Lvl_8 7

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:32

FYL -3 Defense :( totally sucks

lowshadows 21

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:34

OP boyfriend: "did her, did her, did her in the ass, did her in my car, did her at her house, did her in the bathroom, did her tied up, did her blindfolded, did her and her other friend at the same time, she did me. Am I missing anyone?"

HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:36

You forgot her.

ironichalibut 24

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:34

Why only 'may' have an STD? Isn't that something you that don't want any ambiguity in the mix?

amDes 11

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:31

sometimes UTIs or yeast infections can have similar symptoms as STIs, so he could be confused

saidoh_fml 26

Wednesday 6 March 2013 1:41

Both of which are highly unlikely for her bf to have.

AgentSmith79 9

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:50

54, I think 35 was pointing out that an intelligent person would have gotten tested, to be sure if his symptoms were caused by and STD, before he opened his mouth to his partner. So where does this "may" shit play in? He should know if he has one before he risks ruining his relationship by admitting to something he may not even have.