Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Let's give this douchebag a round of applause! *CLAP* Hope he is a goner-hea.
WrongRomance 11
Sounds like you're headed for a break up and a check up.
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Comments (54)
buckdharma 38
Well, Phyllis gave me syphilis and Alice gave me scabies Chlamydia from Lydia and from the dog, I might have rabies!
ben10jammin 3
I laughed so hard sorry bout ur problem but thanks for the pick me up
node_fml 5
It's time for you and all your friends to get together for an interesting conversation.
wizzbee 13
I really don't see the big deal. The hooked up before you happened. You knew he wasn't a virgin, and love stories are never perfect. Std's are easy to get rid of. I would applaude his honesty- get tested, and enjoy the futuere: std free.
RedPillSucks 33
Not all STDs are easy to get rid of. AIDS, Genital Herpes
TheNewGuy03 29
I would like to know what sort of parallel universe you live in where STDs have no ill effects and are "easy to get rid of." Hook a brotha up, will ya?
wizzbee 13
Well. Odds are he's got Chlamydia. One pill will clear that up. Since it's the most commonly transmitted STD. Hiv is rare- and doesn't spread easily trough intercourse. In adfition- If he had HIV- i really think the fml wording would have been quite different. Of course it may be one of the dangerous STD's, but it's unlikely. And good thing he told her- so she can get tested- and treated before she gets salpingitis.. I'm a doctor - and don't see an std as the end of the world.
aligater10 7
You sure know how to pick em'
karlcolt45 19
at least now they can hear it from a friend. an angry, angry friend
sugarshane007 20
Well things like this will really cause you to burn up OP.
Twisted_Angel 17
Well, that's convenient... at least you know who the people are...
Bebbo_fml 21
It's actually an STI as it's more of an infection rather than disease. But fyl and friend's life who got it.
EMTchic 14
You deserve so much better. A real man wouldn't treat his girl like that!