By StillBetterThanTwilight - 28/8/2012 15:56 - United States - Minneapolis
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
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  LaughinStock  |  16

Imagine if Op's boyfriend does get possessed; the only thing I can think of is the first Exorcist movie.
Op: "Babe are you okay?"
Boyfriend: "Ahhhh FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!"

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  bones_17  |  5

I'm just lucky Enough that my dark spirits give me a months notice before they attack me, plus I think they are just a bit slow, one gets pushed around in a wheel chair, while the other one has a limp wrist, and mumbles.