Today, I got on a crowded bus and was forced to stand. The bus made a sharp turn, so I reached for a pole to hold onto. Without looking, I grabbed the pole. It was wet and moist, but I nonetheless held on until the turn was done. I turned to see I had also grabbed a large man's nose and had squeezed it. FML
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rotflqtms_
| 18
A nose feels like a pole? News to me...
By
Ellimac21
| 11
Yeah sure. A nose is like a bus pole ? And the man let you hold on his nose until the turn was done ?
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By
Charlie Given
| 23
Did you look him in the eye and go "honk honk" or just said I boopped ya 😁
By
rotflqtms_
| 18
A nose feels like a pole? News to me...
By
Ellimac21
| 11
Yeah sure. A nose is like a bus pole ? And the man let you hold on his nose until the turn was done ?
By
alycion
| 38
My friend once had a lady’s fingernail in his eye that way. He was too shy to say anything. I don’t know why the ones with him didn’t.