Today, my boyfriend told me how jealous he gets when I "hang out" with Dylan. Dylan is the 5-year-old boy whom I babysit every day. My boyfriend wants me to stop, because apparently Dylan cockblocks him. FML
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Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
Today, I told both my boyfriend and my son that they needed to start spending more time together. They both asked why and what they did that I feel the need to punish them. They’re so similar, even I forget they’re not father and son, and yet for some reason they hate each other. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
Today, I realised my boyfriend is only nice to my son to make me happy. Turns out he hates children and will only do the minimum interaction with my 4-year-old son he can get away with, until he can fabricate an excuse to leave the room. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
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MrSassypants 33
"Dylan, you better stop messing with my girl or I'll beat the shit out of you!" "Oooohhh, you said a bad word!"
GraceyBlueEyes 13
What an idiot. He's clearly got some issues.
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jdeezy01 13
Damn that Dylan!
est000dog 11
Ask him to come hang out with Dylan together ^_^ Most likely he is just childish person that thinks you must dedicate all your free time on him i feel sorry for you OP
sanecatlady 13
A BF with that kind of insane jealousy is very likely to make the GF yet another sad murder statistic on the news. get away from him while you still can.
smokecloud_ 37
well that escalated quickly.
Ziggy122 15
Sounds like Dylan's gonna grow up to be quite the ladies' man.
TheImaginarySong 16
You know you're insecure when you get jealous of a five year old. OP you should probably dump him.
yourlifeissucks 8
that guy is way too insecure.. you deserve better.
DoctorBurn 8
Sounds like Dylan is more mature than OP's boyfriend.
Omniprism 14
Sounds like he's five also. Tell him to grow up or go away. Good luck.
ericcrash 13
Maybe that's his way of saying he wants to spend more time with you?
JCRouzer29 27
What I'm getting from this is you spend everyday with a 5 year old and your boyfriend is jealous he doesn't get that much time with you. Maybe try not baby sitting everyday, or see if your boyfriend can join you. Not do anything while there, just spend time together.
Playitlovely 13
There is a difference between jealous of time spent vs **** blocking. the guy used the term **** blocking, obviously he has the maturity of a gnat. the guy needs to grow up. what is it gonna be like when they get real jobs and she is away from him for 40 hours per week? "your coworkers are **** blocking me, your clients are **** blocking me" Hell no, get outta there fast.