DoctorBurn

Mr Toronto , Canada 29 years-old Single

why... This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Harshing my buzz

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life when she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

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Anonymous 11 January 2014, 02:25 United States

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

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