Today, as usual during sex, my boyfriend finished first, and then he "massaged" me so I could finish too. While he was doing that, his grandma called. He actually answered. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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diraven 15
Did you still finish?
Bogrbon 27
That had to be a weird conversation: Grandma: Hi honey. I’ve missed you. What’re you up to? Boyfriend: Just getting my girlfriend off, you know, the usual. **sounds of moaning in the background**
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Comments (7)
diraven 15
Did you still finish?
Bogrbon 27
That had to be a weird conversation: Grandma: Hi honey. I’ve missed you. What’re you up to? Boyfriend: Just getting my girlfriend off, you know, the usual. **sounds of moaning in the background**
core01 30
Tell him you first or nothing next time
RichardPencil 32
He had a free hand, didn't he? Why not?
Wadlaen 24
That's bringing multitasking to the next level!😅
OrySoma 11
I mean hey atleast he goes the extra mile to get you off after I mean I always go down before sex so I don't have to worry about how quick I finish because my finances already done lol but hey a lot of people would be like finish yourself