Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
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djb23 0
yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?
Avaquin 0
wow, that sucks. and he sucks.
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Comments (173)
KaritheVampire 0
Thats horrible! I would have told him straight up that i was offended and made sure he felt bad
genius_man16 1
lol, you'd just be offended and not dump him? dang
KaritheVampire 0
oh i would i just forgot to mention that i would call him an ass and ditch him in a downtown alleyway
M13LO 0
op you and I should have sex at a local club
NSZ 0
WTH?
ericalew_xo 0
Lmfao.
potatosrulz 0
I hope you dump him. You don't deserve that at all. It shows he cares more about her than you or he's a big idiot. Happy birthday! My birthday was a few days ago and I had troubles with my best friend :(
NSZ 0
Awww, I'm sorry I know what you mean but the problems for me are with my family, mom especially... :(
quantum_insanity 0
I'm friends with my ex. What's wrong with that? (I wouldn't celebrate his birthday instead of my boyfriends though)
Luckster 0
I don't see this relationship lasting much longer.
paralyzingsilenc 0
Happy Birthday! n wow hes a jackass dump him =)
nerdie 0
dump him.
fmh123 0
lmfao, what kind of shit is that, break up with this guy, ex girlfriend friend is bad
ArtandLove 0
I'm friends with my ex, and I see nothing wrong with that. My boyfriend is fine with it, too. However, I would never chose spending time with my ex over spending time with my boyfriend. Anyway, telling him it's her birthday probably isn't going to put him in "quite the predicament".. I'm pretty sure he already knew that it was her birthday, and that the point of the fml was that he knew and still chose his ex anyway.
dreamofanotaku 0
it amazes me how much garbage women will put up with from a guy....
Polionixon 2
Yea most girls aren't to smart when it comes to guys. Annoys the shit out of me. LEARN FROM OTHERS MISTAKES PLEASE!
lmmmr 0
It amazes me that guys can be such assholes in the first place.