Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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lolfood 24
That's a pretty sensitive burglar alarm if it was triggered by pebbles.
unknown_user5566 27
He should've been creative and thrown a horse through your window, like Peter Griffin did. Worked out well for him. ;)
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Comments (68)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Wow, just throwing pebbles triggered the alarm? O.o With my house's alarm system, the window has to actually move so the two "parts" (for lack of a better word) aren't connected anymore. Well, FYL, OP, because I know my ass would get kicked, and I'm hoping yours wasn't!
TrueTriage 16
See this is why a dog is great. It barks if something larger than a fly hits the window. Sucks for OP though
gracehi 33
Not the ideal way for your family to meet your boyfriend. Next time he should just knock on the door...with flowers in hand for you... And your mom. :)
baseballgirl25 6
Look on the bright side it's another funny story to tell. Hope the family like him.
ddddddddg 9
Damn was he throwing them like a fast ball?!
feelingfree27 7
At least he tried being romantic.
tudorgirl12 5
How did the parents react
klovemachine 24
Romeo Romeo where art thou Romeo :D
Meettitan 14
"Wherefore art thou Romeo" -- refer to comment 5 and it's reply.
klovemachine 24
I commented first without reading the others. So whatever :P
Fmlsea 28
I bet that was the first and last time your boyfriend will do something " romantic" like that haha,now see all would of been good if the alarm was turned off .
Fmlsea 28
neither is waking the whole family , tell me how romantic is that?
Crystaloo 4
Of all the FML's I've seen regarding the whole 'rock to window' thing - it doesn't really work like in the movies. This happens, or you break the window, or they open the window and you hit them in the head. Property damage isn't romantic, yo. That and based on the fact your parents more than likely didn't know you had a boyfriend, I kinda get the feeling you're not only too young or were going to sneak out, if he was out in your yard at whatever hour of the night...I'm gonna have to go with YDI.
alshygirl 14
Thank you for explaining that to us