By probablydeadbymidnight - United States

Dating apps suck

Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML
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By  the_smart_way  |  10

You met this man online, didn't you?

  Shrike  |  22

11- I really want to believe that, but every single Juggalo I've EVER met or talked to online has been seriously fucking deranged and shown ridiculous anger issues. I think the genuine "love and peace" ones are rare and stop being a part of the group when they realize it's all bull. Just about the only help these people give each other is related to hard drugs or violence.

  NeatNit  |  32

Come on. There must be a great story behind that one... (initiate one of those sitcom episodes that start with an insanely illogical situation, then rewind a few hours/days to explain how it got there)

  Paris25_fml  |  11

My cousin is a Juggalo and him and his "family" do a lot of good for the community. By no means do I think that they are all good but they do participate in walks for health and they help out almost every week at the soup kitchen and help churches with food drives and just plain help out. They probably help out more people than anyone who thinks they are better than them.

  celtics18  |  0

109 - He was trying to say that his grades are fine and he's not deranged even though hes an ICP fan. You on the other hand, are just trying to show off to a bunch of people on fml who don't give a rats ass about your grades.


My fiancé just happens to be a "juggalo" people are who they want to be just because someone is different doesn't mean they are horrible people. There's always some bad apples. It's like saying Slipknot maggots say they stay (sic) doesn't mean they are insane. I believe just letting be people be who they are, enjoy life. I am =] love being judgmental free!

  warchild4080  |  8

OK first fk all of you judging every person in a group based off a few you have met is wrong I'm a juggalo I have a job making $20.00 an hour and a nice house loving family and I will stand up to strangers for people I don't know if I feel what I see is wrong I don't do any drugs except tobacco I don't even drink so judge not so that ye not be judged that's from the bible unless you Christians out there have forgotten mmfwcl

By  Aug1508  |  9

Maybe it wasn't him, and he was just messing with you. But you should really never exchange pictures with strangers online they might use those to stalk you or photoshop you onto naked pictures. Lol

  kaelynmartin  |  3

Shut the fuck up bitch!!! I bet you can barely take a fuckin punch and your callin them pussies?? I think you should take a lookin the fuckin mirror then you will see who is the real pussy


That's not true. I've known plenty of people who met their husbands/wives online. Hell I met my husband online and we have a beautiful little boy and another on the way. Plenty of good can happen.

  kaelynmartin  |  3

Your fuckin stupid just because he was a juggalo don't mean that he is gonna come to her house and kill her you dumb fuck like seriously everybody thinks that kinda shit but the truth is most juggalos will stand up for you, not beat you if your in a relationship and actually be there to raise there kids so stop thinking most juggalos are fuckin killers