Love: Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles...

By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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lolfood 24

Monday 2 July 2012 2:04

That's a pretty sensitive burglar alarm if it was triggered by pebbles.

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 2 July 2012 2:15

He should've been creative and thrown a horse through your window, like Peter Griffin did. Worked out well for him. ;)

Comments

Rocky007 15

Monday 2 July 2012 5:10

So cute!

kenleybunch 15

Monday 2 July 2012 5:23

I know the pitfalls of an alarm system as well >.<

SwaggCapone 11

Monday 2 July 2012 5:30

so why didn't he run?

Taylor3916 1

Monday 2 July 2012 6:24

Unoriginal.

never_smiling 7

Monday 2 July 2012 6:42

I think that'd be more awkward for him than you lol....

XxVulcanxX 0

Monday 2 July 2012 8:50

**** this app to hell

freshaf_fml 3

Monday 2 July 2012 8:53

Dayumm... a PEBBLE tripped the system? how expensive was that thing

The_F3rris 11

Monday 2 July 2012 15:31

Dude, right? What if birds hit the window because you cleaned it with windex. Must be going off all day

XxVulcanxX 0

Monday 2 July 2012 8:56

wow i finaly get this account verified and now there canceling this app!? what the **** is wrong with this bullshit!!!!!!!!!

XxVulcanxX 0

Monday 2 July 2012 8:59

it must be at least $10000000000000000000 yo thats like a gazillon billion my dad told me to stop screaming or he will smash my face in thw keyboardvjxjhshsbjdndudbdhsjxbdvddhhdbbdvdbdhbssbbdbdbdbdbowwie oww oww ouch!!!!!!