Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML
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Top comments
luvtruckguy 0
well at least he want to give you such pleasure.
utterz 0
u should tell him.. hel grow a big head
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Comments (125)
Aprunetti 0
27 is a dime piece ;)
upintheorange 5
I guess S&M means different things to different people.
DarkHelmet 10
hahahaahahahaahahahahahaahaha ur as COLD AS ICE!!!!!!
KimberlyRae 0
wow that really sucks. I'm sorry ;)
CalGirl1990 0
I'm so happy that I am sensitive, everytime I get some it's heaven.
__rowena 0
bahahaa ohh man. poor guy
Maxine17 8
HI THIS IS MAXINE17'S FRIEND, WE HAVE HER HELD DOWN UNTIL THE TIME IS UP ON THIS COMMENT SO SHE CAN'T CHANGE IT SHE USED A GAG ONCE IN SEX. HAHAHA
nerdsgetmehot 23
#89 HAHAHA. Excellent. (I have too.)
Maxine17 8
Ohmygod I hate my friend :(
Sake3838 0
lololololol
SubjectX 0
you are why men suck at sex. you are why men do things wrong an never change. you are to blame for a lousy future sex life.
SaturnE_fml 0
The girl is just as responsible to get herself off. It's not like a guy is just lying there, waiting for her to bounce on his shaft, he moves and grabs himself or whatever. A girl can bring in a vibe, or her hands. Good way to show him without telling him, plus it's damn sexy.
ATL_chris 6
more of a fyl for your bf
tarheels32388 0
you should be honest to your bf.... or go in a diff position so your legs dont cramp up! :-0