Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure....

By kitkat1603 - 16/06/2010 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By caligirl921 - 11/12/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML

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Not helping

By Anonymous - 19/06/2022 06:00 - Spain

Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML

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Hammertime

By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By GladYoureConcerned - 30/12/2014 18:15 - United States - Glendale

Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML

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Wrench in the works

By bluskyz1979 - 17/05/2016 15:32 - United States - Cypress

Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML

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luvtruckguy 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:42

well at least he want to give you such pleasure.

utterz 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:07

u should tell him.. hel grow a big head

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romaz 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:28

well, that must have been uncomfortable. o_O.

TomasT 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:30

Om nom nom nom....

imagineapc 11

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:34

You deserve it for having sex with someone who can't be completely honest with...

idio_fml 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:39

You should tell him he sucks at life

jtin13 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:40

is this even an fml? just tell him and/or switch positions. problem solved

luvtruckguy 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:42

well at least he want to give you such pleasure.

aardvarkish 15

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:46

What happened to the good ol' days when guys didn't care. Now they're getting weirder and weirder

xXmoeXx 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:46

poor you!!

SAM5000 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:54

wow really sorry lol xD

OwNowBrownCow 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 20:21

your pic is really disturbing.

munny_fml 7

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:57

hahhhahhhahahaa

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