Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Oooooooh!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Not helping
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Hammertime
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Wrench in the works
Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML
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luvtruckguy 0
well at least he want to give you such pleasure.
utterz 0
u should tell him.. hel grow a big head
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Comments (125)
SaturnE_fml 0
Remember what position caused both legs to cramp, and use that position often.
tarheels32388 0
haha
CharliePoops 0
You know what helps for leg cramps? if you lick my butthole.
pureecstasy 5
oh wow Fhl....... ouchh
ThatLooksSticky 16
there's nothing wrong with faking it every once in a while. as long as he's happy and satisfied, I'm good.
Vargman 5
But real men are satisfied by satisfying their girl...
DaMak510 0
to 107. u hella horny. come fake sex with me. Il chang ur mind with alittle more then fake(******). I give u da bissness :)
xo_cutie_xo137 0
#24 made me lol! :D
kobebryant100 5
67 has nice curves
dawnyb 0
please tell me you don't flatter his ego like this alot! it's instances like this that make men think they're great and sex crap!!!
wildchick1414 0
ydi... -_-