Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML
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luvtruckguy 0
well at least he want to give you such pleasure.
utterz 0
u should tell him.. hel grow a big head
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Comments (125)
pyroloveFML 0
F YOUR LIFE no pain no gain! Was it good? If so shut up and enjoy. Sounds like it was. Sounds like an fml for ur bf "my gf is to fat to work to my full sexual capability"
A_black_dude 0
i wouldn't care as long as I finished, women orgasms are like super bowl commercials, unnecessary but fun to watch
nerdsgetmehot 23
F the lives of the girls you have sex with, as obviously you don't care whether or not they have orgasms...
Melancholia_ 6
troll?
kayPandastyle 15
LMAO ughhh that sucks it always happens to me like a lil before ****** and it HURTS! wtf ar u supposed to do when that happens anyways? FYL indeed
barbiebetch11 0
haha, i've had this happen to me before, you know its getting intense when the moans and groans get louder, w/e the cause (; Was he on top, this specific time, like the uppper thigh righht? haha, ohh well the things we do for guys (:
Shankillbutcher 0
Hahaha WTF leg cramps are horrible. And you're getting plowed at the same time? Youch!
rain4 0
I hate when that happens. xP
katebabymp7 3
Omg haha
wickedgetz 30
communication, more communication and then some more communication and then your boyfriend would be able to give you unimaginable pleasure