Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure.... - FML

By kitkat1603 - 16/06/2010 11:32 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By caligirl921 - 11/12/2010 06:00 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 21:00 - United Kingdom

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Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML

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Not helping

By Anonymous - 19/06/2022 06:00 - Spain

Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML

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Hammertime

By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

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Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By GladYoureConcerned - 30/12/2014 18:15 - United States - Glendale

Spicy

Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML

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Wrench in the works

By bluskyz1979 - 17/05/2016 15:32 - United States - Cypress

Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML

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luvtruckguy 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:42

well at least he want to give you such pleasure.

utterz 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:07

u should tell him.. hel grow a big head

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02CBM3 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:59

OP ur BF is a tool for not knowing the difference.....****** rookie

chinadoll1235 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 17:03

that's normal it happens too the best of us.lol.(the cramp)

desiidestruction 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 17:05

Am I the only one who thinks this is fuckkingg hillariouss?! :D FYL. && **** your boyfriends Lifee for not being able to tell the difference between "unimaginable pleasure" and cramps :D

ninjasaurous 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 17:14

Ehhh just let him think it did a good job, stop whining

Ucla_cupcake 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 17:38

You should have just told him. When something is wrong with me, I tell mine to stop for a moment. :p

greggiee 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 17:58

ydi for being dishonest!!!

triggerit 5

Wednesday 16 June 2010 18:00

ydi you need just tell him switch position on doggy style

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 16 June 2010 18:24

If you don't tell him what really happened, then he will never learn to ACTUALLY give you unimaginable pleasure...

greggiee 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 18:47

67 you're gorgeous.

rockhound 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 19:31

smooth "greggie" smooth. lmfao........."greggie"

ed11 1

Wednesday 16 June 2010 18:28

lmaoo

qtpie39 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 18:55

hahaha yea thats happened to me once

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