Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML
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luvtruckguy 0
well at least he want to give you such pleasure.
utterz 0
u should tell him.. hel grow a big head
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Comments (125)
02CBM3 0
OP ur BF is a tool for not knowing the difference.....****** rookie
chinadoll1235 0
that's normal it happens too the best of us.lol.(the cramp)
desiidestruction 0
Am I the only one who thinks this is fuckkingg hillariouss?! :D FYL. && **** your boyfriends Lifee for not being able to tell the difference between "unimaginable pleasure" and cramps :D
ninjasaurous 0
Ehhh just let him think it did a good job, stop whining
Ucla_cupcake 0
You should have just told him. When something is wrong with me, I tell mine to stop for a moment. :p
greggiee 0
ydi for being dishonest!!!
triggerit 5
ydi you need just tell him switch position on doggy style
nerdsgetmehot 23
If you don't tell him what really happened, then he will never learn to ACTUALLY give you unimaginable pleasure...
greggiee 0
67 you're gorgeous.
rockhound 0
smooth "greggie" smooth. lmfao........."greggie"
ed11 1
lmaoo
qtpie39 0
hahaha yea thats happened to me once