But there's panic on the streets of Carlisle

By Panek - 07/10/2021 23:01

Today, I had a panic attack because my wife yelped at me. What did I say that made her yell? I told her that I had just been diagnosed with a panic disorder that's triggered by people yelling at me. FML
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Peter Hubbard 5

not much of a partner if you can't count on her to back you up when you need it

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diraven 15

Being married is fun. Last night my wife flew into a rage because I washed the lettuce too loudly while making a salad for her.

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RichardPencil 30

Now guess who gets to wear the pants in the family?

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Peter Hubbard 5

not much of a partner if you can't count on her to back you up when you need it

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diraven 15

Being married is fun. Last night my wife flew into a rage because I washed the lettuce too loudly while making a salad for her.

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RichardPencil 30

She got mad at you just before you were going to toss her salad?

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Ambrily 27

Maybe the way he does it isn't how she likes her salad being tossed.

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Mylife 12

I would file for a divorce.

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