But there's panic on the streets of Carlisle

By Panek - 07/10/2021 23:01

Today, I had a panic attack because my wife yelped at me. What did I say that made her yell? I told her that I had just been diagnosed with a panic disorder that's triggered by people yelling at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 208
You deserved it 160

Same thing different taste

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not much of a partner if you can't count on her to back you up when you need it

diraven 15

Being married is fun. Last night my wife flew into a rage because I washed the lettuce too loudly while making a salad for her.

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Now guess who gets to wear the pants in the family?

not much of a partner if you can't count on her to back you up when you need it

diraven 15

Being married is fun. Last night my wife flew into a rage because I washed the lettuce too loudly while making a salad for her.

She got mad at you just before you were going to toss her salad?

Ambrily 27

Maybe the way he does it isn't how she likes her salad being tossed.

Mylife 12

I would file for a divorce.