Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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Serisent 26
Not strong is the force in you, my precious.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Maybe you shouldn't join conversations if you don't know what they're talking about.
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Comments (295)
HanPag 15
The amount of "you deserved it" shows the type of people on here
XavierShade18 3
FAIL. you deserved that shit homie.
jraf_fml 5
I feel your boyfriend's pain, I would do the same if my guy did that
KirlianPanda 5
74 - It was the Battle of Geonosis. But, on behalf of us former keepers of the Jedi Holocron, we appreciate the attempt. One day, you too can get your Padawan 'rat-tail' clipped and be a -real- Jedi. - Much Massassi kisses, Darth Sidious
thatonechick227 6
Shame on you "-.- yoda is awesome wtf is wrong with you?
KirlianPanda 5
OP, your BF could've handled it a lot better. But really, if he walked into a conversation your friends were having and confused Snooki for Honey Boo Boo, you'd feel the same. It takes time to become geek-climated as my GF did, and now she out-geeks me most days. I'll leave you with some Words of Wisdom (+8 against Non-Geeks) from my own GF on this matter... "If you can't take the Geek-Heat, then you really shouldn't be throwing people's jewelry into the fires of Mount Doom."
scott82 5
Sounds like a keeper, hang onto that grown up.
ouibijou 15
I just can't.
KareBear7364 5
well seeing the feedback on the matter, sounds like most are siding with your BF. I do as well. Needless to say, learn the ways of us nerds and you'll be okay:)
wvcheesehead1 9
Is your name Penny?