Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
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Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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Serisent 26
Not strong is the force in you, my precious.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Maybe you shouldn't join conversations if you don't know what they're talking about.
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Serisent 26
Yoda's from a rather famous sci-fi epic you may have heard of. It's called Star Wars, and has no relation to Lord of the Rings, #136.
Catkam623 27
Just a thought she could be talking about Gollum the other mixed up Wrinkly old thing that just happens to exist in lord of the rings.
fromthesuck 8
Wow you all know how to make a mountain out of mole hill. So she tried to get along with her boyfriend's friend and not feel left out. Doesn't mean he needs to act like a childish twat because she got confused.
withasmile 3
Seriously, why does he or anyone on here care? Is it that important really? He has some identity/ego issues to take it that damn seriously -what another person says or does doesn't reflect on you, and it's very self centered to think so. He should've laughed and explained the difference, end of story. (And yes I know the difference, so whoopdidoo for me.)
darviller 17
Next you'll confuse Gandalf and Dumbledore.
myeviltwin 20
What, are you dating one of the characters from the big bang theory??????? Whenever your bf asks you a question answer it like Penny, "I don't know. Star Wars??????"
ThatOneDrummer 8
I'd ignore you too.
MorganBrown 8
How the HELL did you mix them up! (Big lord of the rings fan). I'm sorry but I wouldn't call you an embarrassment, I'd just have to laugh hysterically. Good one.
insomniac8400 13
They're completely different characters
Metallica36176 16
#17 - People have a right to be apart of a conversation. That's how you learn things. I hate when people think they have to sit there awkwardly because they "shouldn't be apart of the conversation". My brother used to leave me in the car for hours just because I was the younger sister and I hate bullshit like that. Everyone has the right to be in a conversation. At least OP is willing.