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Too bad you didn’t spring for the deluxe version of the multi-tool that includes a butt plug. You coulda saved your shirt!
In the future, remember to take off your shirt before you use it to wipe your ass with it, or carry extra Kleenex with you.
This doesn't make any sense, he doesn't want more shit on it, he wants no shit at all. Nice try though!
I'll admit that when I first read this FML, I thought "multitool" was some kind of innuendo.
uhh. you're how old and don't know how to wipe your ass yet?
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In the future, remember to take off your shirt before you use it to wipe your ass with it, or carry extra Kleenex with you.
Too bad you didn’t spring for the deluxe version of the multi-tool that includes a butt plug. You coulda saved your shirt!