Today, in the toilet at work, I found that the scissors on my multitool are quite good at getting rid of a shit-stained shirttail. FML
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
In the future, remember to take off your shirt before you use it to wipe your ass with it, or carry extra Kleenex with you.
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RichardPencil
| 27
Too bad you didn’t spring for the deluxe version of the multi-tool that includes a butt plug. You coulda saved your shirt!
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RichardPencil
| 27
Too bad you didn’t spring for the deluxe version of the multi-tool that includes a butt plug. You coulda saved your shirt!
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
In the future, remember to take off your shirt before you use it to wipe your ass with it, or carry extra Kleenex with you.
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chyiochan
| 30
This doesn't make any sense, he doesn't want more shit on it, he wants no shit at all. Nice try though!
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ProperPengTing
| 15
Nothing healthy about any
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EnvyMe33
| 26
If you quit shitting your pants then you wouldn’t have this happen to you
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Glowworm56
| 25
I'll admit that when I first read this FML, I thought "multitool" was some kind of innuendo.
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sweetbliss3
| 37
uhh. you're how old and don't know how to wipe your ass yet?