By This sucks - 11/10/2017 04:30

Today, in the toilet at work, I found that the scissors on my multitool are quite good at getting rid of a shit-stained shirttail. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

In the future, remember to take off your shirt before you use it to wipe your ass with it, or carry extra Kleenex with you.

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RichardPencil 30
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Too bad you didn’t spring for the deluxe version of the multi-tool that includes a butt plug. You coulda saved your shirt!

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RichardPencil 30
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Too bad you didn’t spring for the deluxe version of the multi-tool that includes a butt plug. You coulda saved your shirt!

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Lobby_Bee 17

In the future, remember to take off your shirt before you use it to wipe your ass with it, or carry extra Kleenex with you.

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Seeya55 31
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This doesn't make any sense, he doesn't want more shit on it, he wants no shit at all. Nice try though!

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ProperPengTing 15

Nothing healthy about any

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EnvyMe33 26

If you quit shitting your pants then you wouldn’t have this happen to you

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Glowworm56 25
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I'll admit that when I first read this FML, I thought "multitool" was some kind of innuendo.

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sweetbliss3 37
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uhh. you're how old and don't know how to wipe your ass yet?

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