FML : Today, in the toilet at work, I found that the scissors on my multitool are quite good at getting rid of a shit-stained shirttail. FML

Today, in the toilet at work, I found that the scissors on my multitool are quite good at getting rid of a shit-stained shirttail. FML

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You deserved it

By This sucks - / Wednesday 11 October 2017 04:30 /

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7551228 - Wednesday 11 October 2017 6:52

In the future, remember to take off your shirt before you use it to wipe your ass with it, or carry extra Kleenex with you.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7551217 - Wednesday 11 October 2017 5:51

Too bad you didn’t spring for the deluxe version of the multi-tool that includes a butt plug. You coulda saved your shirt!

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7551217 - Wednesday 11 October 2017 5:51

Too bad you didn’t spring for the deluxe version of the multi-tool that includes a butt plug. You coulda saved your shirt!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7551228 - Wednesday 11 October 2017 6:52

In the future, remember to take off your shirt before you use it to wipe your ass with it, or carry extra Kleenex with you.

chyiochan | 27

#7551491 - Wednesday 11 October 2017 19:02

This doesn't make any sense, he doesn't want more shit on it, he wants no shit at all. Nice try though!

By ProperPengTing | 15

#7551230 - Wednesday 11 October 2017 7:08

Nothing healthy about any

By EnvyMe33 | 26

#7551260 - Wednesday 11 October 2017 8:32

If you quit shitting your pants then you wouldn’t have this happen to you

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7551396 - Wednesday 11 October 2017 15:05

I'll admit that when I first read this FML, I thought "multitool" was some kind of innuendo.

By sweetbliss3 | 37

#7552025 - Friday 13 October 2017 3:41

uhh. you're how old and don't know how to wipe your ass yet?

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