Today, my boyfriend's mum publicly shamed him on Facebook after she caught him having sex under her roof today. Everyone thought it was hilarious, except me. Not because I'm ashamed, but because I'm over 300 miles away right now. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Scolded
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Not now!
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Privacy
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Weird flex, but OK
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Don't knock it until you try it
Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML
Judgy
Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
Top comments
cutycat136 28
I think it's time to call him up and end it op.
erin55378 17
I'm sorry OP ): time to find someone who will want you and only you!!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (60)
jackroarrr 25
What a loser. And his mom .... Smh .... How could she allow that.
VeganVampyre 27
.... I highly doubt that she allowed it. People can make their own decisions, without anyone else's consent or knowledge, and obviously the boyfriend decided to be a douchebag and cheat. But don't go blaming the mom; unless she taught him that cheating is okay, it's not her fault.
jackroarrr 25
He has a gf ... My mom would def say something to me if I brought anther girl home ... Not that I live at home ?? like that loser ...
AggieMike77 12
A good old fashioned kick to the groin is in order!
bradoiler 15
under the roof?...
Dean__Winchester 16
Social media at its finest. I want a follow up to see if he has some lame excuse when you confront him. "Well, I put myself as Single before I did it. So I didn't cheat technically."
Lct1196 31
Ya gotta love moms... Especially on Mother's Day
xoteeshaox 22
Whilst that's an awful way to find out, the mother probably did it on purpose knowing you'd see it. She obviously realised you deserve a lot better. Still a terrible way to find out.
pjsr 33
If the mom knew you were his gf, that's pretty low of her to not call to tell you privately before posting it on fb. Isn't there some kind of girl code for this?
jaymecarterr 21
I feel sorry for you OP, but he totally deserved every bit of that
RealSuperSand 21
If you in a long distance relationship, you breaking up and it's just that simple.
HoboMeth 36
Maybe you could further denounce him on FB