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By anonymous - 28/10/2014 03:40 - United States - Lafayette
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By anonymous - 28/10/2014 03:40 - United States - Lafayette
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By sunil - 13/06/2014 22:53 - Canada - Calgary
Thanks for making me laugh with some of these comments. The back thing is an old injury that flairs up every so often for a few days, it just had terrible timing. As for the leg....well it's getting better pretty quickly (is 2 months quick for a broken bone?) thanks to my physical therapist and an awesome surgeon that pieced my broken tibia together. Now I just have to learn my lesson and not get on an ATV that my brother is driving ever again. But on the bright side I get to laugh at all the FML's and get a couple of months off of work.