Today, my boyfriend's mum publicly shamed him on Facebook after she caught him having sex under her roof today. Everyone thought it was hilarious, except me. Not because I'm ashamed, but because I'm over 300 miles away right now. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Scolded
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Not now!
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Privacy
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Weird flex, but OK
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Don't knock it until you try it
Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML
Judgy
Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
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cutycat136 28
I think it's time to call him up and end it op.
erin55378 17
I'm sorry OP ): time to find someone who will want you and only you!!
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Comments (60)
ldjua760 4
I am so sorry to hear that OP :( He was not meant to be, you'll find the one someday!
StargazeKitsune 18
If it's obvious on Facebook that you're his girlfriend, you should have made it apparent on his mom's status that you weren't the harlot in question...I'm sure he would get knocked down a peg or two by his friends and yours for being an abhorrent douche lord.
clair_brodie 35
Maybe that is why she did it?
KatieeMoe 14
Shame on him. You should do what his mum did.
calucalay 13
Time to do some public shaming of your own
FlutterLoud 29
Don't you mean ex-boyfriend?
Toller017 14
no don't end it till your face to face with a quick kick to the nuts
fantasyworld 39
I'm sorry he's an ass.
Savannahlynn214 12
I know how that feels... You deserve better than that no matter who you are OP.
iamaweaome 12
you should publicly shame him for cheating on you, so everyone knows what a dick he is