By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
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SuperWasian 0

Love how most people on here are disgusted with pubic hair. Not everyone likes to shave everything off. And jeez, it's natural. Calm down. And guys need to stop expecting every girl to shave everything. Keep watching your **** if you wanna see completely hairless girls.

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AFwifeKern 0

Yikes shave it off cuz next hell call u chewbacca

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cditty1 0

that's gross shave!!

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That_helped 4

Dont worry OP my pubes are long too. I dont shave either

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jmini95 0

I only pushed "yeah! way to show em" so I'd b #1000 :)

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redtigerlily 5

Some of you are frigging idiots. 'Shave'? Don't tell her what to do with her own ******. She might just have a landing strip with the hair longer than usual in the middle. Not all of us like to shave everything off, I feel uncomfortable and my boyfriend is uncomfortable with no hair down there aswell.

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gregmoran 0

it's your fault for wanting foreplay.

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Sinkhole 26

Why can't people respect other people's preferences? If the girl doesn't shave then she's gross, if she shaves it all then she looks like a prepubescent girl and her boyfriend must be a paedophile. It's a matter of preferences, everyone is allowed to have them, and as long as they don't hurt someone else, why should we be so judgemental about it? We shouldn't try to force our preferences onto other people, that's just stupid.

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Beowulf209 5

But if someone is not interested in listening to opinionated people, then why would they post their FML on a website dedicated to getting comments by opinionated people?

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Sinkhole 26

I never said anything about opinionated people, I was merely pointing out how subjective preferences are and it didn't really have much to do with OP. There's a difference between giving your opinion and trying to shove it down other people's throats.

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