Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting'... - FML

By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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cmfh88 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:46

pubes? gross...

SuperWasian 0

Monday 4 April 2011 0:03

Love how most people on here are disgusted with pubic hair. Not everyone likes to shave everything off. And jeez, it's natural. Calm down. And guys need to stop expecting every girl to shave everything. Keep watching your **** if you wanna see completely hairless girls.

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specialop24 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 20:27

yeah... um... shave those!!!

rockonmyfriend 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:22

haha. a little bit of pubescent is fine but enough to pull? gross

Scoty12C 6

Wednesday 6 April 2011 3:31

mechanics mind-set lol

amuck 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:59

nasty nasty nasty.... please shave unless your over 60

Vagabond89 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 9:51

he was probably making lawn mower noises for you to get the picture...

That_helped 4

Wednesday 6 April 2011 16:51

*HIGH FIVE* I'M I GIRL WHO DOESNT SHAVE HER PUBES EITHER.

TheWicked 4

Thursday 21 April 2011 19:30

lol, this is like being proud of having Downs.... gratz to you, really.

Paiggeerr7 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 17:30

u should definitely get rid of any pubes..that's nasty

emoverlord 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 1:10

YDI for not shaving

ThankfullyNotYou 1

Thursday 7 April 2011 1:15

How old are you both? Geezus. Dump him for being a immature twit in the sack.

marissabunge23 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 5:06

let him have fun, I guess?

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