Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
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omgitslian 6
Did he?
beneathitallxx 15
Tell your fiancé before things get out of hand!
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Comments (146)
kt520 7
That is all kinds of wrong. Better let your fiancé know! That's definitely not something you have to tolerate!
kayfeffa 10
Yeah I think he likes you a little too much .-. That is so creepy
itawebbies 8
I'm so sorry OP that's freaky .. Hope you said something to your fiancé about it.
crisanba 18
Nice in law you have there
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha Did you tell your fiancé? What'd he say?
etishuman22 32
That has to be horrifying, how long could this "attraction" of his gone on without OP knowing? Eeeeeuuugghhhh!!
jw90 18
Creepy fathers. Gotta love em
perdix 31
Alright! It's good to have options! The old guy probably has more money and less sex drive, so that could work out good for you if Sonny Boy wants too much action ;)
lennelleong 33
Except that OP's future mother-in-law welcomed her into the family with happy tears in her eyes and a hug, so I disagree with such a calculated douche move. I gave u an automatic thumbs-up though,...i might have been conditioned too well. :(
graceinsheepwear 34
perdix, did your son just get engaged by any chance?
Rm85RIDER11 12
Tell your boyfriend as soon as possible!
theycallmekitty 13
My main concern is why would any guy think that a woman would find that attractive. Ew so creepy.
twinkiefeets 17
Really! That's your main concern!