Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
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Top comments
omgitslian 6
Did he?
beneathitallxx 15
Tell your fiancé before things get out of hand!
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Comments (146)
Hellbound_Alleee 14
How are there 700 people [men] who think you deserved this? I can't really wrap my head around this.
Wakachulak 22
Well aren't you a misandry one. Maybe she deserves it because she's an attention hogging FML poster to begin with?
Zomg_Okay 27
Warning: Feminazi detected! All hands on deck!
tehdarkness 21
Is he hot?
Fedezzer 20
I sincerely hope you don't mean that.
swedeNix 13
Tell ur fiance about it before his dad makes a move in ur sleep. Post it on Facebook and tag his ass....
Soul_Swampertz 10
Oh god that would totally creep me out.
worldclassrager 41
Creeper...keep mace/pepper spray on you...
mac_daddy02 9
HOW OLD IS HE???
Zomg_Okay 27
That's completely irrelevant, he's perving on his son's fiancée. He could somehow be the same age as her and it would still be wrong.
samaraperez 7
yeah thtz so true. like father like son
VioletAlive 12
I heard of parents being friendly but jeez...
JordanDempsey 20
Oh dear God!
_hughessss 2
Hahahahahahaha, thats awkward. You should probably tell your fiancé
Poetaster 10
Tell him tat if he can lick his eyebrows like his son can do, you will consider it