Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was...

By ilivehere - 17/07/2013 14:20 - United States - Moline

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 505

You deserved it 4 001

By tallesttree54 - 11/11/2016 00:38

Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML

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You deserved it 1 370

By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 414

You deserved it 5 628

By nyx - 27/09/2014 08:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

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You deserved it 3 677

By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 822

You deserved it 14 376

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 673

You deserved it 3 918

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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You deserved it 3 866

By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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You deserved it 9 626

By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 173

You deserved it 1 104

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 227

You deserved it 3 049

omgitslian 6

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:01

Did he?

beneathitallxx 15

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:01

Tell your fiancé before things get out of hand!

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

Wednesday 17 July 2013 21:31

How are there 700 people [men] who think you deserved this? I can't really wrap my head around this.

Wakachulak 22

Wednesday 17 July 2013 21:52

Well aren't you a misandry one. Maybe she deserves it because she's an attention hogging FML poster to begin with?

Zomg_Okay 26

Wednesday 17 July 2013 22:16

Warning: Feminazi detected! All hands on deck!

tehdarkness 21

Wednesday 17 July 2013 21:40

Is he hot?

Fedezzer 20

Wednesday 17 July 2013 21:47

I sincerely hope you don't mean that.

swedeNix 13

Wednesday 17 July 2013 22:01

Tell ur fiance about it before his dad makes a move in ur sleep. Post it on Facebook and tag his ass....

Soul_Swampertz 10

Wednesday 17 July 2013 22:18

Oh god that would totally creep me out.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 17 July 2013 22:18

Creeper...keep mace/pepper spray on you...

mac_daddy02 9

Wednesday 17 July 2013 22:20

HOW OLD IS HE???

Zomg_Okay 26

Wednesday 17 July 2013 22:25

That's completely irrelevant, he's perving on his son's fiancée. He could somehow be the same age as her and it would still be wrong.

samaraperez 7

Friday 19 July 2013 22:13

yeah thtz so true. like father like son

VioletAlive 12

Wednesday 17 July 2013 22:27

I heard of parents being friendly but jeez...

JordanDempsey 20

Wednesday 17 July 2013 22:39

Oh dear God!

_hughessss 2

Wednesday 17 July 2013 22:51

Hahahahahahaha, thats awkward. You should probably tell your fiancé

Poetaster 10

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:13

Tell him tat if he can lick his eyebrows like his son can do, you will consider it

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