Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
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omgitslian 6
Did he?
beneathitallxx 15
Tell your fiancé before things get out of hand!
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Comments (146)
buckdharma 38
I'm sure this caught you off guard. Tell him to NEVER try this again unless he's into rupture. Don't tell your fiancee his dad is a creep unless you have to and the two of you should get your own place as soon as possible.
annaisawksome 11
That's so creepy of him. Too bad he doesn't have more respect for his future daughter-in-law. :/
leehutton1981 4
BS
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
She's wrote this FML because he did in fact change her mind
stoych 19
The only time this is acceptable is if was Jims dad. Just because he's awesome.
threeel3v3n26 7
cue **** music.
outoftown 27
Check for cameras.
sonnyrosa 32
Vomiting on cue would come in handy at times like this... he'd have left you alone after you barfed all over him!
lininnes 6
Sounds like a typical Japanese father-and-son wife-sharing ****. Gentle-looking and silent but pervert-inside father-in-law, innocent wife, ignorant husband...
sugarbaby9908 20
That's awesome!!! Tag team!!!