Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
omgitslian 6
Did he?
beneathitallxx 15
Tell your fiancé before things get out of hand!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (146)
zeuslovesyaoi 17
did he then break out in song and sing ''I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!!!'' while bellydancing? because if he did you might want to reconsider
Maycontainnuts 17
Did he then continue to sing "IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, I'M THE FIRST IN LINE! Honey I'm still free... take a chance on me... If you need me let me know, gonna be around! if you got no place to go, if you're feeling dow-wow-wown. If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, honey I'm still free, take a chance on me... Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie, if you put me to the test, if you let me trrrrryyyyy!" ಠ_ಠ
monster216 7
my sons hot gf! (courtesy- NA)
Tiffanywastaken 16
a pedophile is someone who is attracted to girls or boys who haven't gone through puberty. so no.. but he is a pervert.
chinagirl3343 8
Knee to groin and the problem is fixed!
Kamiliaweylyn201 2
Oh that's hot ;)
SiegeOfTheSiren 9
I've been through a situation similar to this before...not fun at all. OP, I really hope you tore his hand off and told him to go **** off. (With something or someone that's NOT you!)
Starchild2229 12
Run!!!
LivexForever21 18
EEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!!!!
icepick23 12
Go with it! This could be the greatest blackmail opportunity ever. You will be driving a Porsche in no time...
angelofsaturn 23
The only time this would be acceptable is if the dad was the most interesting man in the world.