Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
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omgitslian 6
Did he?
beneathitallxx 15
Tell your fiancé before things get out of hand!
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Comments (146)
ZeroPath5 16
Take it as a compliment I guess? You're that good looking...but damn that's rough for you and your fiancé.
EmsyyyRose13 24
How is harrassment a compliment?
ClaytorNator 12
Depending on however old you are, you might want to have a little talk with the police. :)
JhovannyA 7
Tell your fiancé privately. It is a MUST. This is something that shouldn't wait. And second eww. If he said that to you I wonder what else he is capable of doing?
jubskant101 4
I'm sure he has the ability to tie her up bring her to a shed in the back and rape her. Then once done I'm sure he could if he wanted to slit her throat and then go to jail for murder. And while in there he's probably able to experience rape from the other point of view while showering... But I'm just guessing he's capable of all that.
EmsyyyRose13 24
That is so creepy. I'm so sorry OP.
TheLadyOpal 30
If he's never spoken to you before this, can you even be sure he truly approves of you being in his son's life? This could just be a way to scare you off. Whatever the case, definitely speak up about it! He should never be allowed to get away with something like this.
rcgirl2 11
Tell your fiancé about it. That's just creepy as hell. Hopefully your fiancé said a few words to him.
Enslaved 38
I hope the OP said something to the fiancé but also hope she said something to the dad as well, like, "Get your ******* hands off my ass!" Damn him for ruining a happy day for you.
perry_sameh20 18
Thats creepy! You should talk to your fiancée about it, this is bad..
thew_fml 14
i don't think you should tell the fiancé. you should tell the father that he better never do it again, but i wouldnt go running to the boyfriend right away. don't put him in an unfair place where he feels he has to choose between you and his dad. try to resolve it without involving him if you can
Wakachulak 22
Sure there is a way to resolve it without bringing her fiancee into it. Just bring fiancee's mom into it. Problem - solved.
kt520 7
I can see why you would want too, but that is not something you should keep from your fiancé. If he would even have to think about who he would choose in this particular situation, there is something wrong
kurodansei 16
This old dog wants a new trick, but he'll have to bury his bone in his old hiding spot.