Intimacy, Health and Smells: Sensitivity overload - FML

Sensitivity overload

By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

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Today, I was diagnosed with hyperosmia, a strong sense of smell and extreme repulsion to certain scents. Unfortunately, one of my biggest aversions is the smell of my own vagina. Even the smallest hint makes me dry heave. I wish I could have it removed. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 11 August 2022 18:06

It may sound like a weird option but try giving yourself some nasal allergies. I have overly sensitive hearing and I intentionally avoid taking my allergy medicine just so my ears are slightly plugged and basically work normally instead of being able to hear everything constantly.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 11 August 2022 23:43

Warning: Putting food in your hoo-hah is not advised.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 11 August 2022 17:32

Are you a contortionist? If so, quit doing that. Otherwise, wash that stanky hoo-hah!

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 11 August 2022 18:06

It may sound like a weird option but try giving yourself some nasal allergies. I have overly sensitive hearing and I intentionally avoid taking my allergy medicine just so my ears are slightly plugged and basically work normally instead of being able to hear everything constantly.

cacheson 41

Thursday 11 August 2022 19:29

Some foods will give your genitals a different smell, do some research and see if you can change up your diet.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 11 August 2022 23:43

Warning: Putting food in your hoo-hah is not advised.

Plop 17

Friday 12 August 2022 5:30

Does that include cucumbers?

emmalou 18

Thursday 11 August 2022 20:36

isn't there a way to change the pH levels?

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