Today, my ex-wife's lawyer threatened to default on the divorce because I have not signed the divorce papers yet. Divorce papers that I have not been served yet. FML
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Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML
Today, my ex-wife announced that she's taking me to court for child support. Her kids were just my stepkids and we weren't even married a year, but she apparently has a pretty good lawyer on her side. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to file for bankruptcy because my ex-wife didn't want to pay for the house she didn't want me to have in the divorce, and didn't bother to have my name removed from the loan before she filed bankruptcy herself. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
Today, I found out the passport office sent my passport to the wrong address. They sent it all to my ex-wife (currently separated) who is now asking for money in exchange for the documents, as well as me signing a divorce that she hasn't started. I'm from Australia; I can't go see my family because of her. FML
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35
You're a pretty shit time traveller, OP. Get in your TARDIS/DeLorean/Bill & Ted phone booth, go forward in time to when you have signed the papers, steal them from yourself, hold future you at gunpoint until he gives you past sports results you can bet on and make billions, then come back to the present, do all that shit, and then live that rich boy life.
TomeDr 24
Yeah, my ex’s lawyer was the same way. Held up finalizing our divorce because the paperwork which HE was supposed to send to the judge was sitting on his desk for two weeks. I couldn’t close on my house and move out of my ex’s house until I had the final docs and that idiot forgot to send them to the judge for signing.
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TomeDr 24
Yeah, my ex’s lawyer was the same way. Held up finalizing our divorce because the paperwork which HE was supposed to send to the judge was sitting on his desk for two weeks. I couldn’t close on my house and move out of my ex’s house until I had the final docs and that idiot forgot to send them to the judge for signing.
BurnInDemonFire 35
You're a pretty shit time traveller, OP. Get in your TARDIS/DeLorean/Bill & Ted phone booth, go forward in time to when you have signed the papers, steal them from yourself, hold future you at gunpoint until he gives you past sports results you can bet on and make billions, then come back to the present, do all that shit, and then live that rich boy life.
tiptoppc 19
Better yet, go back in time, **** up her parents ability to conceive, thus no marriage happened and no divorce papers need to be signed.