By luvlessbootycall - 24/07/2010 05:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
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rockr_chick 5

should have texted back "sure baby! hold on ;)" then find a pic of hairy balls on google and send that

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FirstOfMay 2

I wouldn't call this an FML as much as a "whew, dodged THAT bullet." Assuming that you -didn't- send him a boob pic and that you -did- break up with his pig ass. Although I also enjoyed #16's suggestion. hahaha

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Phase 0

ydi for dating someone you don't love and who doesn't love you, how can you even call that a relationship?

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bluebladez 0

lol people that fall in love that early like 3 months is basically puppylove

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gomerturd 1

ydi for dating him in the first place

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thebravers 0

Send him a picture of a middle finger and type 'SATISFIED? PERVERTED JERK' He'll probably know that you are pissed :P

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jmart110 0

#60. are a girl pretending to be holly Madison?! pathetic . OP I really hope you didn't send him a pic shouldve said," come over and you can see all the boobs you want and fondle with them" ahhahaha

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nerdsgetmehot 22

If he only said "I love you" to get naked pictures of you, then I'd highly advise against sending him any! He seems like the kind of guy that wouldn't keep those pictures to himself...

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warpig182 0

i used the same thing on my girlfriend.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tell him you have an "anti-possible blackmail material" rule, and the only way around it is if you *both* have potentially humiliating pics of each other-- EQUALLY humiliating ones. Since we've got that pesky double standard for what's considered whorish behavior, dick pics don't count. You need pics of him dancing like a pretty, pretty princess in a ballet tutu, or wrestling another man while they're both naked. That should shut him up— or show you how desperate he really is. :]

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