By earths_venus - 24/07/2010 07:44 - Australia

Today, my new coworker told me he expects me to call him King Kong and bow down to him whenever he walks past. FML
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crabgass 3

o.O look him straight in the eye say it was love that killed the beast then run away

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Trupe 3

Or, or, or......you can not call him king kong. **** this Mr. Kong character

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knight0748 5

oh king kong? yea, you gotta bow and pay the man respect.

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comedychick 1

'selenagirl' that's nothing to joke about and that guys got mad issues I agree with #1

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TurboTalon 0

And then you told him "well I want you to lick deezenuts" right??

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JayColt 0

tell him "give me that cwk sawndwhich" then he'll freak out and run away from you at sight. Works everytime.

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iRawrrrx33 0

I'd trip him as he walks by.

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twinny_sc 13

sooo...where do you work?

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zach55 0

20 that's because youre mentally retarded

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sixtimessix 0

I'm afraid 13 speaks the truth. don't even test him. just do what he says.

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sataris20 5

or you can just put your foot in his ass wear him as a shoe

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F_MLSucks 1

Opposed to a physical retard?

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VegasSkiess 0

-20 until u or ur loved one is diagnosed with it. so no it's not. watch wat u say, fate might just teach u a lesson.

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daymann 0

so u can still laugh at it. black people and there voodoo superstition! ^^

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epiccarrot 0

just start treating him like a monkey.

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xine10 0

f*ck u! stupid jerk

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Massdebater 1

draw an epic picture of a huge veiny beast of a man sausage, with added hairy balls, and repeatedly staple it to his forehead......

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quent10 0

ask him if he knows that king kong died?

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crabgass 3

o.O look him straight in the eye say it was love that killed the beast then run away

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sourgirl101 28

Close I think it was "beauty" not "love". I could be wrong.

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dudeitsdanny 9

I remember it as love, but I may be wrong.

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antbait11 0

King Kong 4D at Universal Studios Hollywood is pretty awesome.. if you're ever there you should check it out

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onnielief 4

So say your Godzilla and will kick his ass if doesn't bow down to you. Weird people at work though!

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sourgirl101 28

I like your duel fighters. Who will win? Prefer Hulk VS Thing.

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sixtimessix 0

pfft hulk vs thing is a joke. the hulk would destroy the thing

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NorfolkDude 2

If you're gonna bow, bow low, so when you get back up you can sucker punch him in the nuts.

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StewieBigFan 0

If it was your boss that said that, I'd get it, but if it's just a lowly coworker... grow a pair and tell him to **** off

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MizzCaramelle 1

lol fyl why? just don't do it.

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elizabeth01 0

What he deserves is a knee to the groin.

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