Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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Top comments
lsfry 0
Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.
ohSNAPyall 27
Did she win him over with a cheat code?
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Comments (190)
ironwords 8
I'm a gamer and I have a life, your just a bitch who expects everything to be about them
lifeguardd 0
this deserves a WTF! and YDI for not being hotter than a pixel!!
marylandfan003 1
I can't see this really happening
Magex 12
I hate people who think like that, they enjoy playing something for entertainment so they have no life. Thats just a big assumption for the entire world
Ottokiller 3
ugh stupid gamers with no life. i had a girlfriend on an online game and i talked about the girl i liked in real life. Some nerd convinced her that liking a girl in real life while dating her was cheating
Rxoxdx 0
Wow dumbest person evar
BecomeMine 0
Well, you cant have sex with the stupid game..
ThePatriotKid 0
then you should tell him his first gf in gta works for the goverment, and the second gets shot
guitarst1071995 12
That's what we like to call an excuse to break up with you
oG100 5
haha I hope his game breaks!