Miscellaneous: Today, after a recent move into my new apartment, I woke up early...

By Anonymous - 18/02/2017 06:00 - Australia - Frankston

Today, after a recent move into my new apartment, I woke up early to study for an upcoming exam. I hadn't left my bed yet or made a sound, when my neighbor texted me and asked why I was awake. No one in the building has my phone number. FML

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 00:03

Today, I left the apartment door open so the construction workers sent by our landlord could work in the kitchen, while I slept in after working a late shift. They knocked on the bedroom door at 7 a.m., asking me to move the bed. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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By Anathema_360 - 20/09/2009 23:19 - Canada

Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 02:58 - Philippines - Roxas

Today, after studying for an exam, I decided to take a short nap. Just then, our neighbors, who were a couple, argued like crazy about some dumb thing the guy did. I didn't get to rest at all. FML

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By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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By Tom - 07/11/2008 12:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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By emmalou - 16/09/2021 08:01

Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML

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Away with the fairies

By peoplesuck - 14/05/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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Chazzster 28

Friday 17 February 2017 20:01

Look for a camera in your bedroom.

Chazzster 28

Friday 17 February 2017 20:03

Once you find the camera you will have evidence to break your lease and press charges.

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Chazzster 28

Friday 17 February 2017 20:01

Look for a camera in your bedroom.

sutima 23

Friday 17 February 2017 20:02

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

ASLGabby 9

Friday 17 February 2017 20:07

That's partly why it's creepy. S(he) didn't give out his/her number, yet someone had it

sororitytaylor 24

Friday 17 February 2017 20:08

Fine, no one in the building SHOULD have his number.

Nonexistentguy 7

Friday 17 February 2017 20:02

Does your neighbor happen to be a Russian spy?

Chazzster 28

Friday 17 February 2017 20:03

Once you find the camera you will have evidence to break your lease and press charges.

Sharall 10

Friday 17 February 2017 20:06

That's frightening as hell!

moonlight77 28

Friday 17 February 2017 20:14

Wow, that is way to creepy, OP. We definitely need a follow up to this..

OhPuhleeze 23

Friday 17 February 2017 20:15

Probably the neighbour is your real estate agent.

YveltalLugia 17

Sunday 19 February 2017 15:49

Even then, he shouldn't know your number and what you're doing at that moment.

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 17 February 2017 20:17

No one except your stalker neighbor, apparently.

Robyn Madrak Plant 3

Friday 17 February 2017 20:33

How did you know it was your neighbor that texted you?

Lalala579121 27

Friday 17 February 2017 21:16

Maybe OP was stalking their neighbor first and has his/her number.

novdestiny 23

Friday 17 February 2017 21:49

question seconded.

alaina1104 11

Friday 17 February 2017 23:37

They could have said in the text that they were OP's neighbor

jcash52426 5

Friday 17 February 2017 20:37

Time to find a new apt

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