Love: Today, my boyfriend of six months called me. He said his mom...

By WoofWoof - 07/12/2009 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of six months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a girlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He went quiet, and I heard barking in the background. FML

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By llmd - 10/08/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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By cclllc - 14/08/2012 09:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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Nocturna_fml 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 0:01

I'll assume you're both like 10.

polico_wolf 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 0:03

what kind of mother makes people choose like that?

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codymission2011 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:12

It doesn't really matter how long they have been dating or how young they are retards. they could have still been in love. its called young love. My mom married her 8th grade bf an they are still together. well she could have been in love but if he chooses a dog over you then he was just crushin.

yeseniag 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:53

I would choose my dog too hahaha

DalekScythe 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 6:12

that's a comedy show moment! XD. and sorry OP.

RefugeForChris 0

Monday 20 June 2011 10:20

What are you? 12?

guyverfanboy 16

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:50

That sucks but it is funny in a way...

budd28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:51

lmao ... I love it ... good choice buy the way .... half joking

keys1 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:51

a dogs a mans best friend

noobcake111 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 3:02

sounds like he's a dbag

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:22

Sounds like someone's doing it doggy style tonight. ;)

acid_moose 7

Monday 2 April 2012 23:38

Not gonna blame him. Girls come and go, dogs are like a best friend, and a brother. Dogs stay loyal; unless you treat them horribly, they'll never run away, and always be there fore you. I'd pick the dog as well. More importantly, his mum seems like a psychobitch.