Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Xellith 5
you should love someone for who they are not what they look like.
RockieGirl 0
but chipmunks rule! ALVIN, SIMON, THEODORE.
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Comments (142)
cerebellum_fml 0
just more padding for the pushing
Armin_fml 0
so her boyfriend complained about something he caused himself? odd
blastvortex 4
Until the chipmunk comment, I thought you were talking about another set of cheeks... :3 lol xD You're better off without him though.
Superawesomestev 0
make a comment on his weight gain and kick him in the face.
Intellectualist 0
He's a feeder, who got bored.
sheheartsthings 0
HAHAHHAHAA
sillyzombiekid 0
chipmunks are cute, his loss ;D
aback 5
Well, that's okay. You didn't want to be with a ********, either.
thetraveler_fml 3
To react I would have to know how fat you are. If you're can't-get-in-the-car-door fat and waddling your way around the world, then YDI. If you're just pudgy, then FYL.
DumbStruck79 0
YDI for thinking you can let your body go thinking "I have a boyfriend anyway"
avoidthegirl 6
THIS. Obviously there was something more to this breakup. Unless you went from being a size 4 when you guys started dating to a size 10. Then Y totally DI.
iwadasn 33
Because of course you know exactly what she was thinking, right?