By Quirk - 29/10/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 182
You deserved it 7 024

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I'm sorry that people are too immature to figure that there are types of relationships outside of sexual, but I don't think the internet is the best place to plea your case.

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aww sounds sweet :) dont listen to them and dont let them bring you down

Too bad dogs don't know how to love.

Oh boy was it awkward when I was reading this fml with my dog...

I love the sarcasm you used.

69- too bad dogs eat teddy bears

sounds hot.

*pats OP's back*

Well, at least, they're getting the "other side" of the story :3

I'm sorry that people are too immature to figure that there are types of relationships outside of sexual, but I don't think the internet is the best place to plea your case.

Yeah, probably not. Give it a while- there's sure to be more than one "well then you shouldnt've f*d that dog" comment.

. You set yourself up for it by writing about an animal that licks its ass and junk more often than not.

that was gunna be my exact comment ahahahahahaha

awakening? well to be great you must be misunderstood. :/

What a precious story. Well, companionship never hurts... unless somebody forgot the vaseline... >.< PS FYI, love isn't really unconditional otherwise it wouldn't matter who or what he/she/it was you have a relationship with. In some ways you might think it is, and in some ways, it might be nice to wish it was (it's a nice ideal in many cases). Ultimately, however, it never really is.

im wondering if everyone here had to look up bestiality before commenting lol

Trust me when I say most of the people commenting know what it is. They just don't know how to spell it. @mercy - Also, I've been forbidden from watching Beauty and the Beast because of exactly this reason. I'm over 20 years old, mother! I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WORLD, DAMN IT!

What about The Little Mermaid? Man on teenage fish love, common.

@16, you have lived a sad, depraved childhood and I feel sorry for you.

So the story you wrote was biographic?

wait wait beastiality... screwing your dog? am I right or totally wayy off here?