Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Xellith 5
you should love someone for who they are not what they look like.
RockieGirl 0
but chipmunks rule! ALVIN, SIMON, THEODORE.
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curiousgeorgexxx 0
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saimaali 0
If a guy's with you for seven years, you'd expect he can/should be honest and open enough to advise you if he thinks something can be improved. He may have just needed a reason to dump you. This is ridiculous, and very shallow on his part, if it's true.
anonyfuck 0
7 yrs? he was probably too afraid to give you the real reason... either way, what a ****. you don't deserve him.
mileycyruslvrrrr 0
there was this girl at my high school and she was really really skinny but she had extremely fat cheeks. no one bothered to make fun of her though because she was scary. she would like kill people if they made fun of her. she was a bitch.
kewlcat 0
maybe her cheekbones just hadnt like developed yet
Ninjaface 0
Your boyfriend is the one missing out. After all, chipmunk cheeks have more room for... personal objects...
theonlyknownlink 0
That's very rude of him. How did you not notice what a jerk he is seven years ago? And if you were in a serious relationship why would he care if your cheeks were chipmunky (LOL Sry couldn't think of a better word) Next time you should date someone who isn't so mean. :)
Cezia 0
kirstin? is that you?
WonderBlunder 0
Selena Gomez??
603050294 0
Seven years and no ring? Good Riddance.
kayC7 0
You should devour him cuz he's a total NUT. (get it? Because chipmunks eat nuts)